Hey i'm Ali, talk to me if you want.
So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
|Kid:||Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.|
|Cashier:||Are you 18?|
|Kid:||It's okay, they're a metaphor.|