kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle, via no-thank-you-please)

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

(via joeyjoe69)

coulsonnn:

starksrp:

MODELING SEDUCTIVELY WITH GRANDPA’S GRAVE

casually listening to selena gomez

(via rocketpoweredasscheeks)

visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

image

You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via flomation)

nedsdeclassifiedsextape:

Katrina’s pretty upset about missing that wedding. 

nedsdeclassifiedsextape:

Katrina’s pretty upset about missing that wedding. 

(via allmonds)

drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

(via allmonds)

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

I’m not like other teens. I’m 47

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000, via borinq)